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"I'VE HAD TOO MANY BOOB JOBS THAT I CANT SEE MY FEET" - DOLLY PARTON
"I like to buy clothes that are two sizes too small and then take them in a little."- Dolly Parton
"I describe my look as a blend of mother goose, cinderella, and the local hooker!"- Dolly Parton
"I had to get rich so I could afford to sing like I was poor again."-Dolly Parton
"I've always been a freak and different, oddball even in my childhood and my own family, so I can relate to people who are struggling and trying to find their true identity. I do not sit in the seat of judgment. ... I love people for who they are. We're all God's children.”=Dolly Parton
" i do have big tits. Always had 'em-pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em.”-Dolly Parton
"have got little feet because nothing grows in the shade”-Dolly Parton
"The magic is inside you. There ain’t no crystal ball.”-Dolly Parton
"If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.”-Dolly Parton
"You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try"-Dolly Parton
"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain"-Dolly Parton
"My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order"-Dolly Parton
"If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words"-Dolly Parton
"I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out"-Dolly Parton
"I modelled my looks on the town tramp"-Dolly Parton
"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park"-Dolly Parton
"I hope people realise that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs"-Dolly Parton
"I HATED SCHOOL, EVEN TO THIS DAY, WHEN I SEE A SCHOOL BUS IT'S JUST DEPRESSING TO ME"
"IM NOT GOING TO LIMIT MYSELF JUST BECAUSE PROPLE WONT ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE"
"IF YOU TALK BAD ABOUT COUNTRY MUSIC, ITS LIKE SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT MY MOMMA. THEMS FIGHTING WORDS"
"LEAVE SOMETHING GOOD IN EVERY DAY"
"MY AUNT IN KNOXVILLE WOULD BRING NEWSPAPERS UP, WICH WE USED FOR TOILET PAPER. BEFOR WE USED IT, WE'D LOOK AT THE PICTURES"
"MY HUSBAND SAID "SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS" AND I HAD TO PULL UP MY SKIRT, SO IT WAS TIME TO GET THEM DONE!"
"PLASTIC SURGEONS ARE ALWAYS MAKING MOUNTAINS OUT OF MOLEHILLS"
"STORMS MAKE TREES TAKE DEEPER ROOTS"
"THE WAY I SEE IT, IF YOU WANT THE RAINBOW, YOU GOTTA PUT UP WITH THE RAIN"
"WE CANNOT DIRECT THE WIND, BUT WE CAN ADJUS THE SAILS"
"WHEN IM INSPIRED. I GET EXCITED BECAUSE I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT I'LL COME UP WITH NEXT"
"YEAH I FLIRT, I'M NOT BLIND AND I'M NOT DEAD"
"YOU'LL NEVER DO A WHOLE LOT UNLESS YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY"
“…how I keep things lively after almost 40 years of marriage. I told them, When we make out, I just look at my husband and pretend he’s Keith Urban!”
"anything you can do to help a young'n is a good thing to do"
" i aint steped on no-one to get where i am but, i have steped around a few people"
